Colorado

Home sweet home.  Feel free to visit, but please don't move here.

utah

Amazing landscapes and a frightening number of ATVs, boats, and debt.

washington

Maybe one day it will be home again.  Probably when Colorado runs out of water.

hawaii

Watching the sunset in Hawaii reminds you that life is good.

elsewhere in the USA

America is so amazing, no wonder everyone is trying to get in.

Japan

Sumimasen deshita, gomi baku ga arimasu ka?

switzerland

When God asked where I wanted to be born, I said Switzerland.  I was born in Kansas.

new zealand

At the museum in Wellington, people were wearing shorts and no shoes. I clearly was born in the wrong country.

Australia (Sydney)

On arrival at the airport, there was a huge picture of a spider that said, "This will kill you".  We got back on the plane.

england

Such a beautiful and fun country.  From city to countryside, it's brilliant!

iceland

Summer or winter.  Iceland is the perfect place for an adventure!

scotland

If you are into rain and the color green, then Scotland is the place for you.

Paris

Je voudrais aller à la boulangerie.

canada

I once asked for American Cheese at a Subway restaurant in Canada.  The guy looked at me like I was asking for heroin.

singapore

A fantastic city that never disappoints.  Fun, food, and snakes await!

BraSil

E ai gente boa!

central america

If you have to drink the tap water here, make sure you are eating the peppers.

Taiwan

Until you've had the shaved mango ice on a hot day in Taipei, you haven't lived.